My partner’s exes and their professions

• Name: Topper.
  Profession: Serial used-clothing entrepreneur.
  Fun fact: his cousin dated Kieth Richards’ daughter!
• Name: Greg.
  Profession: N/A. Fun fact: R.L. Stein lookalike, lived on a sailboat.
• Name: Anis.
  Profession: Hotel manager.
• Name: Anis (a different one).
  Profession: Founder, dating app startup (now defunct).
• Name: Pablo.
  Profession: Photographer (Chilean).
  Fun fact: can’t swim.
• Name: Antonello. Profession: photographer (Sicilian).
• Name: Rupert.
  Profession: Photographer (Australian).
  Fun fact: loves speedos and ultimate frisbee.
• Name: Ian.
  Profession: sommelier, amateur poet.
• Name: Adam.
  Profession: creative director.
  Fun fact: was fired (and sued!) by Google.
• Name: Ford.
  Profession: Barista.
  Fun fact: was considering being a lawyer, chose barista instead.
• Name: Kris.
  Profession: amateur opera singer.
  Fun fact: Loves grapes!
• Name: Oliver.
  Profession: Sandwich purveyor.
  Fun fact: Family owned the Atlanta Hawks!
• Name: Cameron.
  Profession: Unknown, crypto (?).
  Fun fact: While attending Harvard, co-founded a popular social media site but then got kicked out of the company!